Humor

“Tick, tock, tick, tock….” The rhythmic symphony of a clock’s pendulum reverberates through our lives, a constant reminder that time never stops marching forward. The clock continues to tick and each tick and tock marks a moment of time lost in past that urges us to keep pace with the heaps of tasks that seem never-ending. Looks like we are all on a time-traveling rollercoaster. But would that make us time-travelers according to science? Well, nope!

For a moment let’s take sometime from this never-ceasing rhythm of tick and tock to ponder over time itself. Imagine, what if we stop all the clocks, and the “tick-tock” serenade comes to a screeching halt. Would time freeze, or would it just give us a bemused wink silently chuckling at our stupidity that we think clocks and time are inseparables? You probably might be thinking “Wait, what on earth is going on?”. And that’s where the hilarity begins.

In a world tied tight with full of schedules, dead-lines to meet and alarm clocks, which are probably set to the most annoying sound ever, this abrupt halt of the hands of the clocks, seems as it could free ourselves from the burden of the …

Oh, the hickey. It’s the timeless mark of affection that says “I’m taken” without actually having to say it aloud. But, as we all know, giving and receiving hickeys isn’t just for teenagers anymore. Men and women of all ages are still enjoying the sweetest gift of love in many relationships around the globe. So, why should you continue giving hickeys even after growing up? Let’s take a look into this age-old love token.

The Advantages of Giving Hickeys

Let’s face it, hickeys are pretty fun to give and receive! But aside from being enjoyable, there are some real advantages to giving hickeys – especially when it comes to your relationship with your sexual partner or significant other. For starters, offering someone a hickey can be a great way to show them how much you care about them – and how much they turn you on! Not only that, but if you’re in an open relationship where both partners are free to explore their own desires with other people, giving a partner a hickey is also an easy way of communicating that you’re “off the market” without having to make any long-term commitments or have any awkward conversations about exclusivity.…

There’s a popular misconception that dentistry has to be serious. Not true. After all, your dentist is there to help you achieve and maintain a healthy, happy smile! With this in mind, keep reading to learn a few jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your and your dentist’s faces.

3 Dentistry Jokes for Kids

If you’re a bit nervous about your upcoming visit or want to break the ice by telling your dentist a fun joke, then these are perfect:

1. Whose job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
2. What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

3 Dentistry Jokes for Teens

If the previous jokes were a bit too young for you, don’t worry – there are plenty of other jokes you can use, including:

1. What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.
2. What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.
3. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

3 Punny Jokes for Everyone

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As seasoned professionals, our dental team takes our work seriously. After all, patients trust that we will provide outstanding care and help them have a healthier, brighter smile. But that doesn’t mean we don’t like to have a little fun every now and then with each other and with our patients!

Your dental appointments can be pleasant—or even enjoyable! When you keep the mood light and fun, visiting the dentist doesn’t have to feel like a heavy chore or a scary experience.

Dentistry Jokes to Try Out

Here are some of our favorite jokes that you can share at your next checkup! They’ll have everyone smiling and having a good time:

• What did the dentist say to the tooth as he left the room? “I’ll fill you in when I get back.”

• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

• What is the dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A floss-iraptor

• How did the patient find the dentist’s office? By word-of-mouth

• What do dentists call the X-rays they take of a patient’s teeth? Tooth pics

• What did the dentist say about his teeth when Tiger Woods came in for a checkup? “You have …

Our battle was fierce and the winner in doubt, but in the end, vanity was his undoing. It was man versus bird, a Giant Bird. No, not a giant chicken, but a large emu.

In the mid 90’s a fad swept across America. It was the arts and crafts practice of taking the large emu eggs and decorating them as part of art projects. I’m told the eggs could fetch $50-$100 apiece if sold to the right art supply people.

The result was that everyone with an extra large yard was buying an emu and keeping it to sell the eggs.

As a State Game Warden, I’d seen these large birds in outdoor enclosures on many properties. They stood out because they were nearly 5 ft tall and always seemed to look at you with an attitude. They’d strut around like the world belonged to them. Their stare let you know that they were the boss, not you.

As animals go, I hadn’t really paid a lot of attention to them because in Kansas they are considered a farm animal and not wildlife. They were more like a giant chicken as far as Kansas law went. It wasn’t part of …